My good people,
I wore myself out with traveling yesterday, so I am too tired to think today. You have my promise of a swift return to consciousness bright and early tomorrow morning. I’m sure some comedy will occur before then.
One quick thing:
My neighbor and I went to Home Depot to look at some paint that was advertised on sale. They lied.
My neighbor asked the attendant to show her what was really on sale.
He said, Close your eyes. What do you see?
I.am.through.
LOL. That HD attendant sounds like a bitter corporate refugee. Isn’t Home Depot something like the 10th Circle of Hell, and Wal-Mart the 11th?
You’re crazy. I didn’t know HD was in that category, but it sure as heck makes sense although it’s a great place to meet handymen.
Comment by profunksticated — May 28, 2008 @ 1:31 p
Crazy I am, right you are!! Handymen for work, potential dates or both?
I have a relative who once worked for HD who said the warehouse layout is designed to keep hapless souls walking in circles searching for what they need. That way they may make impulse buys of fancy light fixtures while looking for doorknobs.
Not unlike the common supermarket trick of stocking the staples like milk in the back of the store, forcing you to pass by all the higher-priced stuff. *Must….resist….urge….to….buy….Chips Ahoy….cookies!*
Comment by profunksticated — May 29, 2008 @ 1:31 p
LOL…he is a comedian:) shouldn’t be working at home depot, maybe try def jam:)
I know, right. He had jokes, and it took my neighbor a minute to get it because she actually closed her eyes. LOL!
Comment by Shazza — May 30, 2008 @ 1:31 p
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
WHY am i just now reading this!?!?! that is hilarious. i love a smarty-art.
Yeah, we laughed at it a few times ourselves and agreed that he was telling the truth.
Comment by dragonflysoul — May 30, 2008 @ 1:31 p