October 26, 2006

Tales of Mr. Impotent Part II

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How can someone not know he’s impotent? My girl was telling me that she didn’t think Mr. Imp knew he had a problem. My thought was, then how did you tell me that he told you about it? 2+2= she must have firsthand knowledge. She’s known to stretch the truth. When asked directly, she changed the subject and said they’d never dated.

Given the chance to really speak with him, I, too, figured out that he has no idea that he has a problem. From what I’ve been told, his “small problem” is something he seems to think is normal. The problem is that he cannot maintain proper function of his woopsy, but he still thinks he’s a mack. I saw him yesterday and he wanted to know when I would spend the night at my girl’s house where he’s staying. I’ve told yall before I don’t get down with what he was thinking, but I really wanted to ask him about spending the night for what?!! Guess what. He.wanted.to.cuddle. So maybe he does know he has a problem because he wanted to assure me that it would go no further than that. And how many men do you know who JUST want to cuddle? Unfortunately for him, I had to decline his offer since I’m not in the market for a bed buddy. Interesting guy. Nice though.

Maybe I’m not as patient and understanding as I thought. Though I could be patient with his condition were he someone I’d seriously consider dating, I prefer a drama-free life. And dealing with someone with a disorder that he’s in denial about is a bit too bizarre given the nature of the problem. He’s in the permanent associate category.

N.E.X.T.

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